The New Iphone Steampunk Cell Phone For London

Advances in technology are zooming in this 18th century age of steam and mechanical engineering.  Brushing up on some green mint tea(to soothe my ulcer), I observed a man communicating into a box shaped device.  After some observations(taking furious notes so I might remit them to this news journal, for you the valued reader), observed the man using a sort of punch card in this talk device, waiting a few minutes, and conversing in hushed tones like one would to a lover in quiet corners.  I did observe a few notes of his conversation of words such as "phone", "tesla", punch cards, and complaining continuously of a dropped connection or using up all his minutes.

I asked the gentleman on his way out what the device was, and he said it was an Apple Steampunk Cell Phone which he purchased at the new technology store on Wedenborough and Langley Street next to the magick shop.  I ran over there to find this place not to exist.

I heard a ringing noise, and in the gutter was one of these crazy talking devices.  I picked it up, and placed it to my ear as I had observed the gentleman do so.

"Welcome to technology of the 21st Century Mister Campbell..." and then there was a dose of static ruckous on the other end.

I walked off with the talk box unsure how to use it, or make a call.  I never received a call after that, and the only remnant of evidence that this incident existed out of my head was at this address: http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/11/steampunk_mobile_phone.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890

steampunk!!!!